(via bergdorfprincess)
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
Facebook is for popular people.
MySpace is for musical people.
Twitter is for famous people.
Tumblr is for special people.
(Source: jamezmasjew)
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